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Wednesday, July 23, 2003

10 Things Your English Teacher Didn't Tell You About MacBeth:

10) Apparently, latex condoms were de rigeur in the Elizabethan Era.
9) The King drove a Cadillac Convertible.
8) The guy with the largest dong is the King.
7) Lady MacBeth smoked.
6) The story of MacBeth is not set in Scotland, but rather post-WWII Germany, or maybe New Jersey.
5) Obviously, everyone liked to have a LOT of sex.
4) Lady and Mr. MacBeth are American, and everyone else is German, or perhaps Romanian.
3) But despite this, they all wear kilts!
2) The 3 witches all have speech impedements.
1) Hey, wait a minute . . . THIS ISN'T MACBETH!!!

(If you don't understand why this is funny, look up "In the Flesh", a 'film' 'based on' MacBeth, which I purchased and watched last night)




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